Koozies for when you’re turning 50

These decorative birthday beer coolies will help you through the stages of accepting that you aren’t 20 anymore.

Thank god.

1.Denial

This sassy birthday coozie design will help you transition seamlessly into your golden years.  But real talk- I wish tax rate was low enough to only pay $50 for an item costing $49.95.

2. Anger

The best way to act out is to do something naughty on your 50th birthday. Bring out your mischievous side- Bystanders beware.

The best way to act out is to do something naughty on your 50th birthday. Bring out your mischievous side- Bystanders beware.

3. Depression

The one thing we know for sure is that while the koozie may stay the same, the beer inside is going to change. A lot. And quickly. We can’t think of a better way to beat the third stage than partying with your besties.

The one thing we know for sure is that while the beer coolie may stay the same, the beer inside is going to change. A lot. And quickly. We can’t think of a better way to beat the third stage than partying with your besties.

4. Bargaining

Something’s not adding up… No matter how you split the numbers the total remains the same. These koozies are a good reminder that age isn’t everything, and not only that, but things get better with time.

Something’s not adding up…
No matter how you split the numbers the total remains the same. These coozies are a good reminder that age isn’t everything, and not only that, but things get better with time.

5. Acceptance

At the end of the day, though, you are the shit, and you know it. Your bright and energetic personality deserves a matching koozie. Happy birthday, and many more.

At the end of the day, though, you are the shit, and you know it. Your bright and energetic personality deserves a matching coolie. Happy birthday, and many more.

6. Plain Jane

Maybe none of the designs really spoke to you. That’s fine, we get your rowdy, independent, spirit. Hop on our website and design your own birthday koozies. It’s your birthday, so you’re in charge.

Maybe none of the designs really spoke to you. That’s fine, we get your rowdy, independent, spirit. Hop on our website and design your own birthday coozies. It’s your special day, so you’re in charge.

July 4th – The Independence Day or United States of America’s Birthday,

July 4th, The Independence Day or United States of America’s Birthday, this Federal Celebration is, perhaps, the most important National Day of our Calendar.

But why it is that important?
That day, in 1776, a new Nation was born. Citizens agreed to separate from the Great Britain, declaring they were no longer under the rules of King George,

The Third. Who were the protagonists of the written declaration?
Four important men, known as The Founding Fathers: John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, George Washington and Thomas Jefferson (Also, the third President of The USA and the inventor of the macaroni and cheese) were responsible for writing the Declaration of Independence, stating our rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

It was until June 28th 1870 that Fourth of July became a Federal Holiday and so, the most important date on the country’s calendar. Ever since, Americans celebrate this special day with many different activities, like picnics, parades, hot dogs, hamburgers, and of course, fireworks! The most fabulous firework display takes place in New York City, but you can enjoy it all over the country, where more than 13.000 firework lights illuminate our night sky.

It is a day for grilling and barbecuing, and obviously for drinking, and nothing like holding your favorite beverage in your koozie. Eating and having a great day with family and friends on July Fourth is wonderful, but to be honest, it is even better if your drinks are really cold, considering that our Independence Day is celebrated during a real hot season of the year. So, don’t forget your personalized July Fourth koozies next time you grill or barbecue on our Nation’s most important Holiday!

Brexit and the Koozies

Were you caught by surprise or you guessed that the “exit from the EU” was going to win the referendum? Well, it seems that the vast majority of people were taken by surprise! Even those who voted “exit” couldn’t believe the unexpected consequences experienced only hours from the referendum results.
I was caught by surprise when English people started regretting the Brexit results, arguing they had believed in lies that made them vote for the “exit” option. How can that be? It is a good question and everybody is trying to get an answer! What are the reasons British have to stay in? People pro European Union think their Nation is stronger in it. Let’s take a look to this argument more carefully: Countries in the EU have some privileges to trade among them. Due to the single market Great Britain could trade easily with other EU countries, which results into greater ease of export to other member countries and more incomings for the British Union. Pro stay in people, also argued that these facilities let increase an important influx of immigrants who helped economy to grow and become stronger as time passes by, so they think immigrants are a positive factor in the economic progress and, therefore, necessary. Regarding to the Nation’s Security, they strongly believe that Great Britain will remain secure while being an EU member.
Pro Brexit people think that if Great Britain leaves de EU, the Nation will save a lot of money that will no longer be paid as a contribution to the EU budget. Concerning to the immigrants, pro Brexit people think those are taking British citizens opportunities and that staying in the EU, foreign countries are allowed to make laws to be imposed to the Great Britain, impinging on the Nation’s sovereignty.
Now, future is somehow uncertain. Many English citizens are regretting what they voted and are now requesting a new referendum. Meanwhile, Irish and Scottish declare they don’t have to suffer the consequences of other people’s decision. How is it going to end? I don’t know, but I can think clearer if I have a cold beverage in my hand, very cold actually in my koozie. Just to keep a memory of these events I’m considering a personalized Brexit koozie to meet some friends and discuss which other consequences to expect from the Brexit results and what the United Kingdom’s future will be.

Super Bowl Sunday Koozies

The Super Bowl is right around the corner! What a perfect time to bring your family and friends together for an afternoon filled with drinking, eating, and rooting! Whether you are hosting a Super Bowl party at home, or watching it at your favorite bar (hi, Hooters!) we’ve got you covered with our top – notch koozies!

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Don’t let your guests leave empty handed! Save big with our Super Bowl Sunday Koozies! Don’t know what you want? No worries! Let our experts craft something unique and wonderful JUST for YOU… for FREE!

 

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How to throw a Mardi Gras Party – The KooZieZ Way

Gather your friends for a February holiday party full of bright colors, delicious dishes, and of course, lots of fun! Mardi Gras, also called Shrove Tuesday, or Fat Tuesday in English, refers to events of the carnival celebrations beginning on, or after Three King’s Day.  The holiday has been celebrated in New Orleans on the grand scale, including parades and masquerades, since the early 1700s when the French settled there. Today, millions of people all over the globe visit NOLA for a taste of Fat Tuesday!

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While most of us can’t get to NOLA on Mardi Gras, I suggest we bring NOLA, or at least, Mardi Gras to our homes, yes?

 

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  1. For starters, we will need to set the mood! When decorating your party room, think of vibrant decorations, beads, masquerades – include the official colors of Mardi Gras – yellow, purple, green, gold. Welcome your party guests with a string of beads, to make them feel more at home.
  2. Music is highly important! Play some New Orleans brass, zydeco, or swing music, check out Spodify for a Fat Tuesday playlist!
  3. But let’s face it, the real meaning of this celebration is (drums, please): FOOD. What is Fat Tuesday without food? Just a plain, ol’ Tuesday. Start the celebration with Cajun-style dishes. Start off your party with fun finger foods that can feed your friends and family!
  4. Just remember, no celebration is complete without a festive and very delicious Kings Cake for all to enjoy.
  5. Give your guests something to remember — Let the good times roll with Mardi Gras Customized Koozies! Mardi Gras Celebration Party Koozies feature traditional Mardi Gras designs. Our Mardi Gras collapsible beverage coozie will keep your guests amped up! Celebrate in style – our koozies are guaranteed to put a smile on your friends’ faces.
  6. Who is ready to party? I am!!!

For more inspiration – check out our Pinterest Board – filled with ideas to throw the best Mardi Gras Party out there!

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Last Minute KooZie Deals

In the perfect world, you would have hatched out your holiday gift list for every member of the family by Thanksgiving and crossed off every item before chaos kicked in. But let’s face it – you’ve barely had time to clean your closet! And if you are anything like me, you are a procrastinator! Truth is, I was supposed to  decorate my Christmas tree yesterday, yet, here I am.  Between the parties, the travel, and the general end – of – the year chaos, you’ve left your holiday gift list unattended. Well, the good news, you still have time to order your end-of-the-year koozies!

Use our koozie coupon: MERRYKOOZIES and receive FREE Standard SHIPPING on your order!

What does that mean? It means – you will save $18 off your order! Talk about savings!

Check out our pre-made templates for some inspiration:

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Got an idea in mind? Let us know!  We’d be happy to craft unique koozies just for you! We’d love to be part of your holiday party!

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Cheers,

Jen

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I don’t know about you but…

If you’re starting to get anxious about spending an extended period of time with your family or cooking a fabulous Turkey for your friends this Thanksgiving, just remember: you’ve got your koozie in hand, that is all you need.

 

 

I am drooling just thinking of food.

This year, we are starting the celebration early, as in 10:00 A.M. We are starting with delicious mimosas and yummy appetizers. What will you be doing this Thanksgiving?

 

I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving next to all of your loved ones!

 

Stay hydrated!

 

Warmest regards,

Nicky

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

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There is no better time than now to express how grateful we are for our association! It is clients like you who make my job rich with gratitude! We’d like to wish you the happiest of holidays, filled with all the joy and love of the season! Whatever your traditions at this time of the year, we just want to say that we appreciate you, and we are so glad you are part of our KooZieZ.com family!

 

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at KoozieZ.com!

 

 

Cool Beer Facts

 

In honor of #ThirstyThursday here is a list of beer facts that will leave you tipsy

  1. Beer is one of the world’s oldest prepared beverages, possibly dating back to the early Neolithic or 9500 BC.

  2. In 1814, almost 400,000 gallons of beer flooded several streets in London after a huge vat ruptured in the parish of St. Giles.

  3. If you are a beer lover or enthusiast, you are by definition a “cerevisaphile”, while if you collect beer bottles you are labeorphilist.

  4. In Czech Republic, beer is cheaper than coke! (true story…)

  5. US President Theodore Roosevelt once took over 500 gallons of beer with him on an African Safari….must have been an interesting ride.

  6. By 3000 BC, Egyptians were already brewing six different types of beer.

  7. Who said monks in the middle ages didn’t know how to have fun? They were allowed to drink 5 quarts of beer a day!

  8. The Texas State Fair is famous for serving fried beer.

  9. Beer is the drink of choice for 44 percent of Americans.

  10. The fear of having an empty beer glass is called cenosillicaphobia.

    Happy Thirstday! Drink responsibly <3

Cyber Monday!

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Cyber Monday 2015 is right around the corner! It only comes once a year, so don’t miss out on all the amazing 2015 Koozie Cyber Monday deals. Find low prices on  bachelor(ette) koozies, wedding koozies, birthday koozies, baby shower koozies, and really, koozies for all occasions!
 You’ll find perfect holiday gifts for the special people in your life. The holidays are just around the corner, so start crossing gifts off your list with the latest koozie styles from kooziez.com.
Choose from our variety of koozie models and ink colors, and let’s start designing!
Use our discount code: CYBERKOOZIE and receive amazing discounts that only come once a year!
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